The Betoota Advocate Round-Up
A collection of the best plus a host of new material from 'Australia's oldest newspaper', a hugely popular online satirical 'news' service The BETOOTA ADVOCATE claims to hail from the Queensland town of Betoota (pop: 0) and be Australia's oldest newspaper.
Several of its so-called 'news' stories have been reported as fact by major news services, including Channel Nine, which reran the story of a parking policeman who booked himself, and radio 4BC, which re-reported the story of 78-year-old Reg 'Slim' Flynn, a former prize fighter who took out three would-be home invaders.
Now it's time to bring together the Betoota's best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords - even the classifieds - in an inhale-on-Christmas-day-and-make-your-drunk-uncle-laugh collection.
'The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth' -
Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce